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Round Front Door Hanger |Farmhouse Door Hanger

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Sign Details
-12, 16 or 18 inch size options
-1/2 inch thick Pine
-Ready to hang
-Permanent Vinyl Sealed With Polycrylic
-Distressed look around edges to give the sign character


***These signs are best for covered porches. Though these signs are sealed, they are not made to be exposed to the elements; meaning they should not be continuously rained/ snowed on or be exposed to harsh sunlight. This will eventually result in a ruined sign.

***Greenery and bow may slightly differ depending on the availability.

Please contact me BEFORE placing your order if you are needing it before the current 2-3 week processing time. Please do not place the order then leave your request for your sign to be shipped earlier in the note to seller section before you've messaged me personally to confirm your rush order(fee may apply). I may or may not be able to fulfill the order by that specific date due to the high demand for this sign. Thank you!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

5-7 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

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